Category Archives: audio

The Last House on the Left radio spot (1972)

One of the most notorious and seedy horror films that made it to a theatrical release, the Wes Craven written and directed ‘The Last House on the Left’ still has the queasy sick thrill of a nasty horror film and has more power and visceral kick than most horror films of the present age. The radio spot that advertised it during its initial theatrical run is suitably gloomy and unnerving;

Last House On The Left Radio Spot

I watched it for the first time in the mid-nineties when it was banned in the UK, a pirate copy on VHS alongside Cannibal Apocalypse (which is rubbish, even though it has John Saxon in it). ‘Last House on the Left’ is not an easy film to watch, but it is undeniably upsetting, unsettling and gripping.

The film finally gets an uncut UK release on DVD in October 2008;
http://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/nasties.htm#At_Last_4861
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IMDB entry for the 1972 original ‘Last House on the Left’
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_House_on_the_Left

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An excellent resource for those interested in the film;
http://www.geocities.com/lasthouseuk/home.html
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Also, there is a remake due to be released in 2009 – here is an early, early review;
http://horror-movie-a-day.blogspot.com/2008/08/last-house-on-left.html

Jill Valentine – The Master of Unlocking

Yup, more bad Resident Evil dialogue. I came across this one again while playing the rather fine ‘Resident Evil – Deadly Silence’ for the Nintendo DS. This is the full port of the original Resident Evil on the DS and it plays great. It even has the Japanese original cutscene of the first Zombie they encounter and the rolling head of Kenneth from the Bravo team. This scene was cut for the european release. There is a small piece about this here at the Resident Evil wiki.

Anyway, I was playing the game, and it only takes a few minutes for some really shonky dialogue to kick in. Now, I know that I have posted before on Resident Evil dialogue and how bad it is etc, but to really get an understanding of how bad it is, how it can undermine (albeit temporarily) the tension of the gaming experience, then you have to watch this (courtesy of some kind soul on youtube);

See? Who on earth would think of combining the words ‘unlocking’, ‘of, ‘master’ and ‘the’ in the same sentence? I think I understand now why the voice actor for Barry Burton, saddled with really bad dialogue throughout (‘what is this???’ etc), sounds kind of constipated and stilted, and at other times tired and emotional. He was probably trying very hard not to laugh through his lines. Maybe ‘what is this?’ did not refer to the events unfolding at the Mansion. Maybe it was the voice actor scanning his lines….

Review of Resident Evil – Deadly Silence at Gamespot

"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

The first Resident Evil game was fantastic. The game that kick started the franchise, and also spawned the term ‘Survival Horror’. It is up there as one of the best games series, as well as the original game, and its sequel, Resudent Evil 2, being a couple of the best games on the PS1.

However……

the one thing that did let the game down a little
was the voice acting. Especially Barry Burton, who always sounded like he was in need of a (excuse my crudity) shit. He sort of sounded constipated all the time, and his dialogue (in fact everyones dialogue) was pretty inane.

There are 2 ways you can check this out for yourself. The first is to do what i did a few weeks ago, and fire up the PS1 and play Resident Evil or Resident Evil 2 (as the voice acting is as bad on that one as well). There you get all the bad dialogue in the context of the game.

The second way is to visit this site where you can listen to some of the crap acting isolated from the game. Oh, the horror;

http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/residentevil/index.html

A different kind of newsflash from the Seventies…. (1977)

A few months ago I discussed my childhood terror of ITN newsflashes and serial killers. All I can say is, I am glad I wasnt a 7 year old home alone (and I would like to stress no 7 year old should be left home alone) when this happened.

OH. MY. GOD.

On the evening of November the 26th, 1977, the ITN news broadcast was interrupted at 17:10 – although the video remained the same, the audio signal was hijacked by an alien!

The voice proclaimed to be ‘Vrillon of the Ashtar Galactic Command’, and had a message for Earth, warning of total destruciton if Humans carried on their present path.

This is from the esteemed ‘Fortean Times’ article on the event (courtesy of http://www.strangeattractor.co.uk/further/?p=522

And this from Fortean Times #24, Winter 1977

“Mention must be made here of an event that startled several thousands of TV watchers in Southern England. At 5.06pm, just as the news was being read on Saturday evening, 26 November 1977, a deep voice, accomapnied by an eerie booming sound likened to a “hollow drumming”, drowned out the newscaster’s voice and delivered a short message…

This is the voice of Asteron. I am an authorised representative of the Intergalactic Mission, and I have a message for planet Earth. We are beginning to enter the period of Aquarius and there are many corrections which have to be made by Earth People. All your weapons of evil must be destroyed. You have only a short time to live to learn to live together in peace. You must live in peace… or leave the galaxy.

Somehow the originators of the message had jammed the sound signals frmo Southern TV’s transmitter at Hannington, Wiltshire, so viewers from Newbury and Reading to Winchester and Andover heard the weird voice superimposed over the ITN news bulletin. It caused sufficent panic for SOuthern TV to put half-hourly announcements insisting that it had been a hoax and that the planet was not being invaded. Predictably the IBA and Post Office took a rigid humourless stand, vowing prosecution of the culprits… and if the planet had been invaded we’d like to have seen them try!

Whoever did the deed knew their stuff, for the android (as one Post Office representative persisted in calling the mystery voice) needed sophisticated equipment or techniques to break into and dominate a TV transmission. One perceptive letter in the Times pointed out that if this was the first time this had ever happened in Britain, as the IBA claimed, then how could they be sure it was a hoax? Inexplicably the News of the World and Daily Mail call the owner of the voice ‘Gillon of the Ashdown Galactic Command’ and that he said “Unless the weapons of Earth are laid dow, destruction from outer space invasion will quickly follow”. We hope their regular news reportage is more accurate than that, for the indication is that they’ve simply invented a more shocking message. The Sunday Times claimed to have tracked down a student group who invented a new type of transmistter (for £80) which can ‘hich a ride’ on conventional transmissions. But again, how can they be sure that this isn’t a bandwagon hoax?

Incidentally, we’re sure you noticed that the ‘entity’ and message closely conform to the messages given to UFO prophets, psychic sitting groups and contactees (see UFOs:John Keel’s Operation Trojan Horse and Clark & Coleman’s The Unidentified for discussions of names and messages from UFOs). Whoever perpetrated the hoax had done his homework; especially if he was a terrestrial. Of course the massive TV publicity of the imminent Star Wars must have reinforced its effect for those ripe for the salvation-from-the-stars belief. One professor (quoted in the Carlisle, Penn Evening Standard 3 Dec 1977) said that the reference to Aquarius proved the message was a hoax… he reasoned that as the most intelligent body on Earth, the scientists, do not believe in astrology, then ipso facto intelligent life elsewhere would not believe in it either.”

Enough of the words, lets hear the transmission! This is courtesy of Labyrinth 13;

http://labyrinth13.com

and hosted on vimeo (http;//www.vimeo.com). Nice use of the theremin on the introductory test….

Vrillon of the Ashtar Galactic Command Incident from Labyrinth13 on Vimeo.

Ashtar Command it is claimed, are an extraterrestrial organization associated with and promoted by New Age believers and contactees, including George Van Tassel and others (see the Wikipedia entry);

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashtar_Galactic_Command

Whoever or whatever hijacked the broadcast, it is certainly effective. I will change my ways forthwith!!

Some thoughts on the Vrillon broadcast on a Hoax forum (if you don’t want to ruin the magic, don’t read it!);

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forum/forum_comments/2024/

It even makes it into this sites televisual events of the year, 1977 (and rightly so);

http://www.spiritus-temporis.com/1977-in-television/events.html

There is a very good article on TV hijackings at the splendid trandiffusion.org site, including the Vrillon ITN hijack;

http://www.transdiffusion.org/emc/geohistory/hijack.php